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U.S. PATENT #8,547,214:

System for  preventing handheld device use while operating a vehicle

THINK OF IT AS…

A mobile phone forcefield for textaholics.  This innovation can analyze your fingerprints, voice patterns, retina images, heartbeat and more—to prevent you from using a handheld device while operating a vehicle. So less attention on your phone and more on that moose that just stepped out in front of you…

Another patent from our 21st year of record-breaking innovation.


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